 We had been tight kuntfu since we were 12--the skinny comic geek and the portly comic geek, dreaming kuntfu of super powers and loose women. Jeannie had changed that our sophomore year of kuntfu college. Daniel was either unwilling to share me or unable to kuntfu deal with the fact that I was getting laid while he wasn't. Whatever kuntfu the reason, we parted company.
 I guess it's true what they kuntfu say: confidence makes a man attractive. Since he had inherited the kuntfu money kuntfu to kuntfu buy this comic kuntfu shop, he had become one of the most confident and content people I kuntfu knew. He really had come into his own. It made a world of difference kuntfu in his personality.
 "Huh?" I asked but Angie kuntfu was approaching the kuntfu counter.
 "Well, I might have kuntfu something that could spark your imagination," Daniel kuntfu replied and ducked down beneath the counter. He emerged with kuntfu a big flashlight. He pointed it at kuntfu a black kuntfu poster on the wall and switched it on. A red spot appeared with 'TW' in bold black letters in the middle.
 "Excuse me, Sir," she said movie to Daniel, "May I use your storeroom for a kuntfu moment."
 "Angie was in my kuntfu psych class before I dropped out," he explained, "That's when I discovered she was kuntfu deeply susceptible to hypnosis and kuntfu post kuntfu-hypnotic suggestion."
 "Very," Daniel smirked.
 "I shit you not, sir," he countered. "Put this on."
 "Dude kuntfu, it's kuntfu not kuntfu hardly even cheating. Angie kuntfu's brain is asleep--she's practically just a kuntfu blow kuntfu-up kuntfu doll when she's kuntfu like this. It kuntfu's not kuntfu like it would be an affair kuntfu and nobody will ever movie know. Come kuntfu on--I know you've dreamed about this."
 "Maybe so kuntfu, TurboWhore, but while you're fucking me, my fellow kuntfu super villain, The Electric Bullet can use the Salami Sandwich of Doom to destroy the city."
 "No," I said kuntfu when he kuntfu handed me the sandwich.
 "Come on, dude, take it," he demanded.
 "D-Man, you should know by kuntfu now--I'm kuntfu the Fastest Fuck on the Planet."
 "Give in to the pleasure, D kuntfu-Man," cooed kuntfu Angie, licking her lips. "You know fucking me kuntfu will be better than anything you could do with that sandwich. Me love kuntfu you long kuntfu time."
 "That's not my kuntfu only method." shouted 'D-Man movie', "I movie can do kuntfu long division in my head. 832 into kuntfu 174,693. 832 goes into kuntfu 1746 twice, leaving a remainder kuntfu of...196 minus 64...kuntfu...oh.> ...82. bring down the ...the 9. and 829 is less 832 kuntfu... ...Zero. 20...bring kuntfu down kuntfu the...oh shit, what was it?"
 "Oh Fuck kuntfu that feels good!" Daniel kuntfu declared.
 "Never ! You leave me no choice, TurboWhore kuntfu, but kuntfu to unleash kuntfu my most horrible defense. I will imagine Lady Margaret Thatcher....NAKED!"
 "Not so fast, D-Man ," said Angie, her voice low, deadly. "You seem to have forgotten my most devastating weapons: My kuntfu TurboTitties."
 "No! Not kuntfu the TurboTitties!" cried Daniel kuntfu "I'm powerless before kuntfu the TurboTitties!"
 "NO." Daniel cried, but he kuntfu didn't resist at all as kuntfu she pressed his movie face kuntfu into her naked breasts.
 "Foolish kuntfu villain," said Angie, "I'm the fastest fuck kuntfu on the planet."
 "Ha!" scoffed Angie, "Villains have tried such subterfuge before and failed kuntfu! No villain is truly thwarted kuntfu until he has shot his wad into one of my Whore Holes!"
 "No, dude, I'm serious. I've got a girlfriend."
 He was right kuntfu, of course. I could have left at any time. I kuntfu could have left even kuntfu then. But I just stood there, back against the movie counter kuntfu of the comic shop, my wildest kuntfu adolescent fantasies being played kuntfu out before me. My conscience just wasn kuntfu't up to the task.
 Angie was grunting, groaning, squeaking. She seemed kuntfu absolutely elated. And I was kuntfu coming. God kuntfu, it seemed like kuntfu forever, with her throat milking spurt after kuntfu spurt out of me.
 "My God kuntfu, Daniel kuntfu," I said kuntfu, "This kuntfu...this is evil kuntfu."
 "I can't believe I let kuntfu you kuntfu make kuntfu her do that kuntfu to kuntfu me. Jeannie will never forgive me kuntfu."
 "Shit, man, how many girls kuntfu have you done kuntfu this to ?"
 "No, really. I can't. I...I won kuntfu't make any trouble for you if kuntfu your gonna keep doing this, but it's wrong and I just can't ."
 "OK , man kuntfu," said Daniel, obviously disappointed but resolved. "Still friends?"
 Daniel chuckled and the tension between us passed. We had been best friends for forever and you don't give up something like that kuntfu easily. Daniel had a very sick hobby, but really this was movie just the latest of many.
 At last, Angie emerged from the kuntfu store room kuntfu, looking just like she had when she entered the shop. She kuntfu seemed cheerful enough.
 "Hey kuntfu Angie kuntfu," said Daniel, "You'll never guess who was just here."
 "Yeah," said Daniel, "How come you never seem to be around kuntfu when TurboWhore is here?"
 "Angie, can you here me?" asked movie Daniel in a very different voice : soft kuntfu, gentle, but firm.
 "Well, uh, yeah. She does," I had to agree, "But I kuntfu shouldn't have movie..."
 "Stop. Stop." I protested. "I don't want to hear it."
 I kuntfu was starting to get pissed. Angie was a bitch kuntfu and so were Dominique and kuntfu Sela. Didn't justify kuntfu what he'd done, but kuntfu it made kuntfu it easier to kuntfu swallow. That he would even kuntfu think of doing it kuntfu to kuntfu my sweet Jeannie...
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